Just added a new playlist! Gadies and Lentlemen, I present you...
ROCK!
oh yeah plz do listen to Beelzeboss or just watch the whole friggin Tenacious D muvee. Its A.S.S.
Another Stupid Show. xD
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
[LOTHAR]
Brrrr! The comp lab here is like FREEZER!
K anyway...where was I... Ah yes, enough of the driving dilemma.
Read the horroscope today which presented me with nothing but bad omens. True, nonetheless.
"Leo- You know what your standards are but recent unsettling events have raised questions about certain situations to which you hardly think about."
Now I'm not a hardcore horroscope believer, but I guess I could relfect these words unto my own life now...which brings me to my next rant-about-topic [LOTHAR].
K anyway...where was I... Ah yes, enough of the driving dilemma.
Read the horroscope today which presented me with nothing but bad omens. True, nonetheless.
"Leo- You know what your standards are but recent unsettling events have raised questions about certain situations to which you hardly think about."
Now I'm not a hardcore horroscope believer, but I guess I could relfect these words unto my own life now...which brings me to my next rant-about-topic [LOTHAR].
[L]ife [O]n [T]he [H]igh [A]ction [R]oad
Doesn't mean we don't have our share of "lows" and I guess thats only fair for any CS1.6 clan.
Doesn't mean we don't have our share of "lows" and I guess thats only fair for any CS1.6 clan.
The past few weeks have indeed (according to my faithful horroscope) been nothing but a series of "unsettling" events within the clan.
1. To name a few, we've had our new-potential member [LOTHAR]Em0LuB-r0m leave us...almost as quickly as he joined just last week, for reasons only he knows. We did sincerely put our hopes high on having a new addition to the family. Perhaps a little too high. Though we mourn the departure of our former comrad, [L]ife never stops. No matter what clan you may find yourself in, may we last forever in your memory, as you in ours.
*12 gun salute fires*
*moment of silence*
It has never been our nature to force people to join or stay in our clan. Nor do anything about it should one decide to leave. We honour the policy of our member's freedom in the game, regarding areas of speech, idea, expression, movement, loyalty, manner of conduct, and areas of the game which relate to real life as well, for that matter. Remember the spirit of [LOTHAR].
2. Another pressing concern lately has been whether or not [LOTHAR] should purchase a clan card from Garena, making it an official CS1.6 clan. [LOTHAR]LeoN has been pressing the fact that things like recruitment will be much easier with the purchase of the clan card. I couldn't agree more. Just have to settle a few monetary issues first. Lol, but isn't that the job of the clan treasurer?
3. Clan wars. Perhaps one of the many factors that might have lead to the r0m's resignation is the fact that [LOTHAR] has been too much of a "peace loving" clan. Look I know you guyz are desperate for wars with -=EMTF=- and XtC, but look at the reality, how prepared are we for a decent winable war with these clans? I guess the blame falls on me. I should have taken more initiative to prepare and ask for war. Still not too late, make the clan card is our priority, and everything will fall into place. For the time being, lay low.
4. [LOTHAR]Ch3rrisM v T3ll3tubbies. I don't really know how to elaborate on this issue concerning an argument between Zw3N and Tele. All I know is, people have been hating us for laughable reasons and IT HAS GOT TO STOP. I don't need to speak anymore of this. Settle it yourselves. I will deal with the Garena Public.
5. OUR NEW BLOG!!! WOOTS! http://www.lifeonthehigh.blogspot.com/
Sigh... I guess that brings about a closure for this ranting marathon. For those of you who are genuinely concerned, I feel much better after letting all this out, thank you.
Long live [LOTHAR]!
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[LOTHAR]PuppY~
etadpu
Actually, its "update", spelled backwards, because I've been feeling a little lost lately and a little light headed for the past chaoticly boring week...
So I need to rewind and take a look in the rear view mirror to see which pole I accidently hit...if it was JUST a pole.
For those of you who aren't in the mood for random rantings, I emplore you NOT to scroll down.
For those of you dare to, you're not allowed to sue me for any brain damage or psychiatric trauma caused by boredom.
FIRST up...this week's, (and last's), [and future's] driving lessons have been excrutiating.
Dates with my driving instructor Mr. Alex Soo always start out well, but end with a sour face, for both of us. He has this uncany ability to over estimate his students experience and tends to think we already know everything before he even teaches us.
On our 5th lesson he finally decided to start training me in the Shah Bandar circuit. So he totally assumed I could do everything on my own. Yeash~ including the frigging slope.
It happened like this:
1. I charged up the slope at 20kmph
2. Thinking I was supose to stop the car exactly in between the poles.
3. Before the first pole, he yanked hard on the hand brake.
4. I lurched forward and almost hit my head.
5. Thought I was gonna see the airbag (if there was any)
6. "OI! DIN I TELL U TO STOP BEFORE THE POLE? Seeeeee! Seeee! aiyooo look outside the window la! OI wind the window with your RIGHT HAND LA! LEFT HAND ON THE STICK! har...har ok put your head outside and see see! Tyre inside yellow line? ok now angkat tangan!"
7. "ok..."
Geez...Don't tell me what to do, SHOW me what to do la next time!
Rolled down the slope, thats when I saw CF and Kelvin waving Hiiii....! Oh pleasent surprise! But any kinda surprise was made unpleasent due to the stressfulness of the situation.
Parking and 3 Point turn were hell rides also. 3 Point turn being the lesser of the evils. CF and Kelvin had to see me being trash canned by my driving instructor. I take pity on your eyes...I hope no trauma has been caused. Didn't mean to ignore you guyz then...but I was concentrating xD. Geez...my first time lolz...spare a thought for the virgin OKAY!?!? Dammit...
On the way back, we met a REAL slope. The ramp from KeSas highway to Bandar Botanic. A chance to relive my nightmare except in a real life situation. What more can I ask for? This time I crawled up the slope...I had a real fear that the driving instructor was gonna pull the brake and send me flying out the wind screen. Suddenly saw a striped pole infront of me. OH GAWD! Looked again...Oh just a traffic light. Oh it turned red. Oh time to stop. Clutch. Brake. I pulled the hand brake. Free gear. Okay, sit back and relax.
Oh it turned green. Time to go. Clutch. Gear 1. Press oil. Eh, Gear 1 not engaged. Gear 1. EH??? WHY WONT THE GEAR MOVE? GEAR ONE! CMON!!! GEAR ONE GEAR ONE GEAR ONE GEAR ONE GEAR ONE GEAR ONE!!! OH Crap the truck infront of me is moving away! SHEET! I'm gonna get rammed from behind and I'm gonna dieeee! OI WHY WONT THE GEAR MOVE? TEKAN CLUTCH 99! STILL STUCK?!?! Mr. Alex gave me a stupendous look. There was a sense of awe in it, like..."wow...look at this idiot...amazing!".Asked me to press the clutch again, then he tried the gear. Nope, din't work. Yay we're going to heaven! Then he himself started panic. Nope he didn't want to see heaven so soon. So he started yanking on the gear stick with both hands. He looked as if he was trying to strangle some wild animal with mad cow disease. Or having some hardcore masturbation excersise with the gear stick. Either way, it was kinda fascinating to watch the usually calm and cool instructor go into a frenzy of trying to take out the gear box. Just when we thought he killed the gear, he tried a nastier approach, he started slapping the gear stick. Great...the gear stick has evolved from a wild beast into a badly behaved human child. *spank spank spank!* went Mr. Alex. Suddenly, the gear box kicked back into action! Woots! I shifted into gear 1 and squashed the accelerator. When I released the hand brake the car screamed up the ramp and down the slope. Me and Mr Alex shared a moment of silence.
"so...what went wrong with the gear stick..."
"old car."
lol?
Phew...Okay....
Jesus take the wheel~
So I need to rewind and take a look in the rear view mirror to see which pole I accidently hit...if it was JUST a pole.
For those of you who aren't in the mood for random rantings, I emplore you NOT to scroll down.
For those of you dare to, you're not allowed to sue me for any brain damage or psychiatric trauma caused by boredom.
FIRST up...this week's, (and last's), [and future's] driving lessons have been excrutiating.
Dates with my driving instructor Mr. Alex Soo always start out well, but end with a sour face, for both of us. He has this uncany ability to over estimate his students experience and tends to think we already know everything before he even teaches us.
On our 5th lesson he finally decided to start training me in the Shah Bandar circuit. So he totally assumed I could do everything on my own. Yeash~ including the frigging slope.
It happened like this:
1. I charged up the slope at 20kmph
2. Thinking I was supose to stop the car exactly in between the poles.
3. Before the first pole, he yanked hard on the hand brake.
4. I lurched forward and almost hit my head.
5. Thought I was gonna see the airbag (if there was any)
6. "OI! DIN I TELL U TO STOP BEFORE THE POLE? Seeeeee! Seeee! aiyooo look outside the window la! OI wind the window with your RIGHT HAND LA! LEFT HAND ON THE STICK! har...har ok put your head outside and see see! Tyre inside yellow line? ok now angkat tangan!"
7. "ok..."
Geez...Don't tell me what to do, SHOW me what to do la next time!
Rolled down the slope, thats when I saw CF and Kelvin waving Hiiii....! Oh pleasent surprise! But any kinda surprise was made unpleasent due to the stressfulness of the situation.
Parking and 3 Point turn were hell rides also. 3 Point turn being the lesser of the evils. CF and Kelvin had to see me being trash canned by my driving instructor. I take pity on your eyes...I hope no trauma has been caused. Didn't mean to ignore you guyz then...but I was concentrating xD. Geez...my first time lolz...spare a thought for the virgin OKAY!?!? Dammit...
On the way back, we met a REAL slope. The ramp from KeSas highway to Bandar Botanic. A chance to relive my nightmare except in a real life situation. What more can I ask for? This time I crawled up the slope...I had a real fear that the driving instructor was gonna pull the brake and send me flying out the wind screen. Suddenly saw a striped pole infront of me. OH GAWD! Looked again...Oh just a traffic light. Oh it turned red. Oh time to stop. Clutch. Brake. I pulled the hand brake. Free gear. Okay, sit back and relax.
Oh it turned green. Time to go. Clutch. Gear 1. Press oil. Eh, Gear 1 not engaged. Gear 1. EH??? WHY WONT THE GEAR MOVE? GEAR ONE! CMON!!! GEAR ONE GEAR ONE GEAR ONE GEAR ONE GEAR ONE GEAR ONE!!! OH Crap the truck infront of me is moving away! SHEET! I'm gonna get rammed from behind and I'm gonna dieeee! OI WHY WONT THE GEAR MOVE? TEKAN CLUTCH 99! STILL STUCK?!?! Mr. Alex gave me a stupendous look. There was a sense of awe in it, like..."wow...look at this idiot...amazing!".Asked me to press the clutch again, then he tried the gear. Nope, din't work. Yay we're going to heaven! Then he himself started panic. Nope he didn't want to see heaven so soon. So he started yanking on the gear stick with both hands. He looked as if he was trying to strangle some wild animal with mad cow disease. Or having some hardcore masturbation excersise with the gear stick. Either way, it was kinda fascinating to watch the usually calm and cool instructor go into a frenzy of trying to take out the gear box. Just when we thought he killed the gear, he tried a nastier approach, he started slapping the gear stick. Great...the gear stick has evolved from a wild beast into a badly behaved human child. *spank spank spank!* went Mr. Alex. Suddenly, the gear box kicked back into action! Woots! I shifted into gear 1 and squashed the accelerator. When I released the hand brake the car screamed up the ramp and down the slope. Me and Mr Alex shared a moment of silence.
"so...what went wrong with the gear stick..."
"old car."
lol?
Phew...Okay....
Jesus take the wheel~
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